Joke 11

11. Teacher : What Is Maths ?

Kid : Mental Attack To Healthy Students!

Joke 10

10. Beggar : Son , Please Give Me A Rupee. I Will Eat Lunch.
      Santa : Yes , I Will Give Not A Rupee , 5 Rupees . But Tell Me , Where Do U Get Such Cheap Food ?
      We Will Go Together!!

Joke 9

9. What Is The Difference Between Talent And Intelligence ?

Getting Up Early In The Morning Is Talent......

Not Trying Such Nonsense Thing Is Intelligence!

Joke 8

8.

Teacher to Student : Who Invented Steam Engine ?

Sleepy Student : What , Sir ?

Teacher : Right ! Its James Watt !

Moral of the story : Sleeping Improves Your General Knowledge !

Joke 7 ( Hindi And English)

Note : this joke is written in hindi and english , both so that everyone Can enjoy it.



English

Once upon a time , a man came into a bus and said " I Warn You! Nobody will move from their places!

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Kabbu , the ice - cream man , will himself come to you!"

Hindi


Ek bar , ek aadmi bus ke Andar Jake Bola " Khabardar! Koi Apne jage se nahi hilega !

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Kabbu  , Kulfi wala , khud aapke pas aayega!"

Joke 6

6. Once , Einstein was reading a book in class. Suddenly , a Scorpion Bit Him on the toe. But he kept reading with concentration.When the teacher asked him , he told that the scorpion had bit him on his toe and not on his head.Therefore he kept reading.

My Friends , this is what we call..............

Over-acting! Please dont try this anywhere.

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Joke 5

5. Thirsty Crow Story in Hinglish (HINDI + ENGLISH):

Once Upon A Time , There Was a Cauwa , 

He Was Very Pyasa , 

Here - There Bhatka , 

He saw a Matka , 

Little Stones Patka , 

Some Water Gatka , 

And Satka! 

6.

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Joke 3 and Joke 4

3. (Definitely not to your teacher!)

Rainbow main colour hota hain violet!

Wah!Wah!

Rainbow main colour hota hain violet!
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Teacher ,  May i go to the toilet?





4.(Definitely not to your teacher!)

A genius is a person who does with 1$ what a fool does with 100$ .As such, a student completes whole syllabus (before exams) what a Teacher tries to do in 1 year!


(Meaning NO OFFENSE TO TEACHERS. This is just a Joke to laugh at .

Joke 2

2.(to your friend)

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue

Wah Wah

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue,

God made me smart , but what the hell happened to you!

Joke 1

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